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功夫熊猫全部台词四
2008-07-21 11:37
---------------21------------JADE PALACE的房间里--------------- I am not scared , yeh , coz I am like fine , you maybe a wolf , you maybe the scarest fiend in hujian province ,but you are a lousy tipper really ? so how did you get outta there alive ? I meant I didn't ~~I didn't actually say that , but I thought it ..in.. in my mind .. if he could read my mind he'd have been like ~~what ! what ? do you like it ? this is really good now , come on , you should try my dad's secret ingredient soup , he actually knows the secret ingredient what are you talking about , this is amazing whoa~~ you are a really good cook I wish my mouth was bigger tigeres , you've got to try this hmmm, it is said that the dragon can survive for a month at the time on nothing but the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe I guess my body doesn't know it's the dragon warrior yet .heheh~~ I'm gonna need a lot more than dew and the universe juice ... what ? oh nothing .. master shifu hahahahahah~~ you will never be the dragon warrior unless you lose 500 ponds and brush your teeth hahahah~~~~ what is that noise you are making ? laughter ? I never heard of it ... work hard panda , and maybe someday you will have ears like mine ! hahah~~ that's good oh~~~~~~ ears ? it's not working for ya ? I thought they were pretty good . it's shifu of coz it's shifu , what do think I am doing ooooo~~~~~master shifu...ah~~~~~ heheheheh~~ do you think this is funny ? tailung has escaped from prison , and you are acting like children ! what ? he is coming for the dragon scroll , and you are the only one who can stop him hahahah~~ and here i am saying you got no sense of humor, I'm gonna s~~stop him? what ? you serious ? and I have to ~~no ~~master oogway will stop him , he did it before , he will do it again oogway can not , not any more ah~~~~ our only hope is the dragon warrior the panda ? yes the panda master please , let us stop tailung , this is what you 've trained us for no , it is not your destiny to defeat tailung , it is his ! where did he go ? ---------------22------------JADE PALACE下山路上--------------- ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ you can not leave , a real warrior never quits(名副其实的武士从不放弃) watch me ! come on , how am I supposed to beat tailung , I can't even beat you to the stairs you will beat him because you are the dragon warrior awww~ you don't believe that , oh~~ you never believed that , from the first moment I got here , you've been tried to get rid of me yes , I was ,but now I ask you to trust in your master , as I've come to trust in mine you are not my master , and I am not the dragon warrior then why didn't you quit? you know I was trying to get rid of you , yet you stayed ? yeh, I stayed. I stayed, because every time you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled, it hurts. but it could never hurt more than it did everyday in my life just being me . I stayed ,because I thought .. if anyone could change me , could make me not me , it was you, the greatest kung fu teacher in all of china! but I can change you , I can turn you into the dragon warrior , and I will come on ..tailung is on his way here right now , and even if it takes him a hurdred years to get here , how are you gonna change this into the dragon warrior , huh ? how ~~ how~~ how~~~~~~ I don't know .. hmm .. I don't know that's what I thought ---------------23------------JADE PALACE下山路上--------------- this is what you trained me for tigeress ... don't try and stop me we are not trying to stop you what ? we are coming with you ---------------24------------JADE PALACE里--------------- what ? I eat when I am upset ok ? oh , no need to explain , I just thought you might be monkey , he hides his almond cookies on the top shelf don't tell monkey look at you yeh ... I know , I disgust you no no ... I mean , how did you get up there ? I don't know , I ... I just .. I don't know , I was getting the cookie and yet you are 10 feet off the ground , and have done a perfect split now this ? this is just an accident .. ow~~~~~ there are no accidents , come with me ---------------24------------去POOL OF SACRED TEARS的路上--------------- I know you are trying to be all mystical in kung-fu-ie~~~ but could you at least tell me where we are going ? you ... drag me all the way out here for a bath ? panda , we do not wash our pits in the pool of sacret tears uh ? the pool of this is where oogway unravel发现 the mysteries of harmony and focus阴阳调和秘密 , this is the birth place of kung fu ....... do you want to learn kung fu yeh~~~~~ then I AM your master ok ~~~~~~~~~~~~ don't cry ok... |