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功夫熊猫全部台词三
2008-07-21 11:36
---------------11------------练功房--------------- let's begin wait wait wait ..wh~~what ? now ? yes , now , unless you think great oogway was wrong , and you are not the dragon warrior ohhh , ok , well , I~~I don't know if I can do all of those .. moves .. heheheh~~~ well , if we don't try we will never know , will we ? ah .. yeh ... it's just ... maybe we can find something more suited to my~~level ? and what level is that ? well you know I ~~~I am not a master , but ahh ...let's just start at zero , level zero ? hohoh..no , there's no such thing as level zero hey .. maybe I can start with that that ? we use that for training children , and for propping the door opened when it's hot, but if you insist ohhhh , the furious five , you're so much bigger then your action figures , except for you, mantis, you're about the same go ahead , panda , show us what you can do hmm , are they gonna watch , or should I just wait untill they get back to work or something hit it ok , yeh , I mean , I just ate , so i'm still digesting, so my kung fu might no be as good as later on just hit it ! alright ...what you got , you got nothing coz I got it right here , you're picking on my friends, get ready to feel the thunder .. the might of the crazy feet , what you gonna do about the cray feet , i mean .. come on , I am blur , I am blur , you've never seen bear style , you've only seen pre-mantis , or monkey style , or imagine snaketie snake would you hit it ~~~~ alright , alright .. why don't you try again , a little harder how is that ... ah ... oh... oh that hurts this will be easier than I thought I feel a little nauseous .. wo~ho~ho~ho~ho~~~~ my tenders ..ahh ohhh.....ah oh....how did I do there is now a level zero ---------------12------------JADE PALACE外面路上--------------- there's no words no denying that I don't understand what master oogway was thinking , the poor guy's just gonna get himself killed he is so mighty , the dragon warrior fell out of the sky , on a ball of fire when he walks the very ground shades one would think that master oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu yeh .. or could at least touch his toes or even see his toes ---------------13------------JADE PALACE的房间里--------------- ok .. ah great ...aow~~~~~~ohhh heheh hi hi , you are up am now I was just eh , some day huhh , that kung fu stuff's hard work right , are you biceps sore? um~~I've had a long and and rahter disappointing day ,so eh , yeh I should probably get to sleep now yeh yeh yeh of course ok , thanks it's just hawwww man, i'm such a big fan , you guys were totally amazing at the battle of the weeping river , out numbered a thousand to one , but you didn't stop ,and then you just .... ohhh sorry about that err ... look, you don't belong here ahh .. I know I know , you're right , I don't have , I just , my whole life , I dreamed .. no no no I mean , you don't belong HERE , I mean , in this room , for this is my room , property of crane heh .. oh .. ok , right right , so , yeh , you want to get to sleep yeh and I'm keeping you up , we 've got big things tomorrow , alright , you're awesome , last thing I'm gonna say , ok , byebye whoa... what was that ? I didn't say anything ok , alright , and good night , sleep well ... seem a little bit awkward .. master tigeress , didn't mean to wake you , just .. you don't belong here ahh yeh yeh of coz , this is your room I mean , you don't belong in the jade palace , you are a disgrace to kung fu , and if you have any respect to who we are , and what we do , you will be gone by morning big fan~~~~ ---------------14------------JADE PALACE 外面PEACH TREE下--------------- I see you have found the sacret peach tree of heavenly wisdom ohh~~~ is that what this is ? I am so sorry , I thought it was just a regular peach tree I understand , you eat when you are upset upset , I am not upset , why~~why~~why~~what makes you think I am upset so why are you upset ? ahhh~~I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kungfu, in the history of china, in the history of sucking probably and the five , man , you should 've seen 'em , they totally hate me totally how's shifu ever gonna turn me into the dragon warrior , I mean I am not like the five , I've got no claws , no wings , no venom , even mantis has those ... these , maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles quit , don't quit , noodles , don't noodles , you are too concern with what was and what will be . there is a saying , yestoday is history , tomorrow is a mystery , but today is a gift , that is why it is called present ... ---------------15------------CHOR GHOM PRISON--------------- ohhh no ~~ what's happening ? clear up the stairs, go go fire prop bow fire ... fire tailung is free , I must warn shifu you are not going nowhere , neither is he let go of me bring that up ~~ wait ... bring it back he's going this way he won't get far, archers~~ we are dead , so very very dead hahah ... not yet , we're not .. now can we run now ... yes~~ I'm glad shifu sent you , I was begining to think I 've been forgotten . fly backthere and tell them , the real dragon warrior is coming home |