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功夫熊猫全部台词二

2008-07-21 11:34
---------------6------------去JADE PALACE的路上---------------
  
  uh yeh , almost there , what ? no ... no ...no
  sorry po , we 'll bring you back a souvenir ..
  no , I 'll bring me back a souvenir
  
  
  
  
  ---------------7------------JADE PALACE的广场上---------------
  
  it is a historic day, isn’t it, master oogway ?
  yes , and one I feared I would not live to see , are your students ready ?
  yes , master ooguay
  now know this , old friend , whomever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you
  let the tournament begin
  ohh...yeh , hahah , oh no , no no no wait , I 'm comin' coming from this .. oh god... aaahh
  hey , open the door ..let me in ....
  citizens of the valley of peace , it is my great honor to present you tigeress, viper, crane,monkey,mantis —— the furious five
  ahahahah... and the furious five ow......
  warriors prepare
  what no, peeky a hole
  ready for battle
  yeh ... wow ..the thousand tongues of fire ..whoa~~~
  wow .. look at that ..
  hey get away.....
  and finally master tigeress, believe me citizens , you have not seen anything yet
  I know .........
  master tigeress plays iron arms and the plates of death
  I sense the dragon warrior is among us
  citizens of the valley of peace, master oogway will now choose the dragon warrior
  ah ... oh no ... no no no wait .. yeah ...hahahah ... hahahah
  oh po , what are you doing ?
  what does it look like I am doing ?
  stop stop , I 'm going to see the dragon warrior
  but I don't understand , you finally had the noodle dream
  I lied , I don't dream about noodles , dad , I love kung fu u~~u~~~u~~~~~~u
  oh come on son , let's get back to work
  ok ~~~~~ahhh....stop that .....
  
  
  
  ---------------8------------PO落在OOGWAY面前---------------
  
  uh oh~~ahhhh~~~~ ohhhhh~ what's going on ... where are ... what are you pointing ... oh .. ok .. sorry .. I just wanted to see who the dragon warrior was
  how interesting
  master , are you ..are you pointing at me ?
  him....
  who ?
  you
  me ?
  the universe has brought us the dragon warrior
  what ? - panda
  what ? - the furious five
  what ? - shifu
  what ? - mr. ping (panda's goose father)
  stop , wait , who told you to ..master oogway wait , that flabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem , you were about to point at tigeress and that thing fell in front of her , that was just an accident纯属巧合

  there are no accidents世间无巧合。
  forgive us master , we have failed you
  no , if the panda has not quit by morning , then I would have failed you
  
  
  
  
  ---------------9------------CHOR GHOM PRISON---------------
  
  ah~~ah~~ooo~~ooo~ wait wait wait wait wait I bring a message, from master shifu
  what , double the guard ? extra pre-caution , your prison may not be adequate ? you doubt my prison security ?
  absolutely not , shifu does , I 'm just a messenger
  I'll give you a message for your master shifu , escape from chor ghom prison is impossible . hahahahah ... impressive , isn't ?
  ohhh..yes .. very impressive ... it's ..it's very impressive
  one way in one way out , one thousand guards , and , one prioner
  yes , except that prisoner is tailung
  take us down..
  oh .. my ...
  behold ... tai .. lung ...
  I ,um, I'm just gonna wait here
  heheh .. it's nothing to worry about , it's perfectly safe ..ohho...at the raid .. hey tough guy ... did you hear , oogway's finally gonna get someone the dragon scroll and it's not gonna be you
  what are you doing , don't get him mad
  what's he gonna do about it , I 've got him completely un-mobilized ...hahahahah.. oh .. did I step on the wittie kitty's tail, owww~~
  I'm gonna .. I've seen enough .. I'm gonna tell shifu he's got nothing to worry about
  no , he doesn't
  ok I 'll tell him , can we please go now ?
  
  
  
  ---------------10------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR---------------
  
  oh .. wait a second ...I think there's been a slite mistake , everyone seems to think that I am .....ahhh ~~ the sacret hall of warriors .. no way ... look at this place .. ahh .. master flying rhino 's armor , with authantic battle damage .... whoa..... the sword of heroes , said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at it... aowww~~~~ ahh......the invisible trident of destiny ... oh ..I've only seen the paintings of that painting ...ahhh~~~uh..noooo..hohohoho..the legendary urn of whispering warriors, said to contain the souls of the entire tan-shu army ... hello ...
  have you finish sightseeing ?
  ahh...sorry .. I should have come to see you first
  my patience is wearing thin
  oh .. well .. I mean , it's not like you're going anywhere
  would you turn around ?
  sure , hey how is it going... now how do you get five... master shifu ... ohhh...someone .. broke that ...but I 'm gonna fix it ..I'll. I'll ... do you have some ... glue ...aw aw~~~~ splinter....
  so you are the legendary dragon warrior hemmmm ?
  ahhh .. I guess so
  wrong ! you are not the dragon warrior , you would never be the dragon warrior until you have learned the secret of the dragon scroll
  whoa..........so .. how does this work ... do you have a ladder or a trampoline or a ..
  you think it's that easy , that I'm just gonna hand you the secret to limitless power ?
  no .. I ..
  one must first master the highest level of kung fu , and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you
  someone like me ?
  yes , look at you , this fat butt, flabby arms
  ahh... those are sensetive in the flabby parts
  and this ridiculous belly ...
  hey ...
  and utter disregard for personal hygiene
  now , wait a minute , that's a little uncalled for
  don't stand that close I can smell your breathe
  listen ... oogway said that I was
  ohhhh ... the wushi finger hold ..not the wushi finger hold
  ohhhh, you know this hold
  developed by wushi in the third dynasty , yes ...
  oh, then you must know what happends when I flex my pinkie
  ahh... no no no
  you know the hardest part of this , the hardest part is cleaning up afterwards .. hmmm...
  ok ... ok... take it easy(if someone tells you to take it easy,or take things easy,theymean that you should relax and not do very much at all. 放松,别紧张;这里译为别用力,别使劲较为合适)
  now listen closely , panda , oogway may have picked you , but when I am through with you , I promise you , you are going to wish he hadn't , are we clear ?
  ho~~~yeh , we are clear , we are clear , we are so clear
  good , heheh .. I can't wait to get started ...


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